The emperor is coming, the emperor is coming!!!


The emperor is flying in tomorrow to see how progress is coming along here at the Death Star. Darth Vader and his officers have been on edge for about 2 weeks about this visit. They have implemented all of the ass-backwards policies with the sales staff all in the name of adding needed discipline to the team so that we'll hit our goals. They still haven't figured out that the new somber office environment only sucks the remaining smidgen of morale that we thought we were holding onto into thin air. Everyone is stressed beyond belief....as well as the fact that with our fallen comrade of 2 weeks ago, we are all now responsible for making up his part of the budget. My budgets have gone up anywhere from 20%-40% every month for the rest of the year.....but to be honest......I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!! I am going to do my job like I always have and if I hit my numbers....cool.....I'll get paid like a villain....if I don't then, hey, it's been a great ride the past three years. But, I refuse to let the Empire stress the hell out of me!!! In other matters.....my tournament brackets stink. Arkansas lost to Bucknell in the first round, Xavier lost to Gonzaga.......so on and so forth....I would love to see the person that got this year's final four right......You're fuckin' genius if you did, and I want to take you with me to Vegas!!! Oh yeah, and the Cowboys Nation welcomes T.O. People have been asking me all week how I feel about it.....well, Terrell Owens is one of the top 5 active receivers........that says it all. In pro sports.....it's all about the w's........and I feel he'll be worth 2 1/2 wins over the season. Last season that would have put us securely into the playoffs. Bring him on baby!!!